Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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