Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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