I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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