break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My vagina just clenched in fear
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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