I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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