My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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