Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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