Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
