There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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