and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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