Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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