no, he came in my armpit
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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