the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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