there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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