I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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