Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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