Don't you send me to vm
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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