just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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