Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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