Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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