If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Randomize
