Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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