How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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