They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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