We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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