69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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