Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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