last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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