Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
