I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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