"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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