I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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