Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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