Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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