U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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