I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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