C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I cut my penus on the lid.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize