spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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