i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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