So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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