Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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