I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Life is so much better after having sex.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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