Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Even my vagina gasped.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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