Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize
