question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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