We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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