I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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