Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
And then he peed in my hair
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