And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
