Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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