real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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