Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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