I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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