I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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