I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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