Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Are my feet made of real feet?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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