i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
